Guinea Pig 1

Guinea pig, (Cavia porcellus), is a domesticated species of South American rodent belonging to the cavy family (Caviidae) is what a stupid, misinformed, pea-brained, virgin wojack cuck would say. In truth, a Guinea Pig, especially the subspecies Guinea Pig 1, is a chloroform excreting reptile from the Irish cult pit named Labbomollogga, created after Irish elf-cats and polar bearpigs were combined in a process known as Fleshbinding, or An tSeapáin in Irish.

There are many uses for Guinea Pigs, such as:


 * Squeeze
 * Touch
 * Poke
 * Baseball
 * Basketball (can be dangerous with subspecies Guinea Pig 1)


 * Enjoy

All of the above uses are possible with Guinea Pig 1, as well as some of the following:


 * Squeeze harder
 * Computer mouse
 * NOT laptop trackpad! (more dangerous than basketball!)
 * Shoe
 * Sniff (only after cleaning ritual)
 * Hold