The Ballarat Incident of September 19th, 2022

Dogholes
Dogholes, also known as Chloe's Mouths, were wormholes which appeared under random buildings in Ballarat. Residents of these buildings claimed that they heard high-pitched barks coming from whatever dimension the Dogholes lead to. The origin of the Dogholes were traced back to a man by the name of Timothy Burton, a mad scientist and homosexual cheese connoisseur, who used cells from the dog Chloe's front teeth to create them using a Dog Piss Fission Collider Electromagnetism Planck Length Dark Matter Newton-Burton Germanium Jesus Buster Gun (DPFCEPLDMNBGJB for short), his own mad genius invention.

Catplugs
Catplugs were interdimensional space-time corks made from cat guano to plug the Dogholes appearing under Ballarat. They were made by Timothy Burton's twin sister, Timothy Burton Two, to counteract the evil genius. The Catplugs would be pushed into the Dogholes using large pistons made of osmium, which were actually powered by Dungleshit's divine light. The Catplugs plugged the Dogholes in exactly 18 hours, 5 minutes and 17 seconds, a record time for Doghole-on-Catplug action.

After the Incident
Ballarat will never truly be the same after the incident, but some action has been taken to make the city prosper. Timothy Burton was put into Mad Scientist and Homosexual Cheese Connoisseur Prison in Greenland, while Timothy Burton Two was rewarded a Golden Gaytime for her heroic actions.