Beverly Hills Chihuahua Pilot Script

boy Chihuahua (woods)

A Chihuahua (woods) sits alone on a bench, in the middle of a busy city. While waiting, a sexy Chihuahua (unnamed) sits down with there Chihuahua (snot) baby in hand. The male Chihuahua (woods) offers the female Chihuahua (unnamed) some chocolates. They decline. The male Chihuahua (woods) gives out a small quote before starting to talk about something that happened in there past. They had a girlfriend Chihuahua (jen) and they would walk down the roads and ride the bus. Chihuahua (woods) is diagnosed anti intelligent. Mother Chihuahua (mother) smash Principal Chihuahua (prin). Sweat, movie quote, monkey. Chihuahua (woods) has bad legs, and needs stands to keep them tall. One day, the boy was with Chihuahua (jen) and then they got hit by rock from Chihuahua (greg), Chihuahua (john), Chihuahua (jon) who are bullies. They own bikes, Chihuahua (woods) dose not. So character must run away so that they are not hit with a big pebble. And then, there popsicle stick legs break away and become legs. They can run. jen (Chihuahua), "run Chihuahua (woods), run". They run. Chihuahua (jen) and Chihuahua (woods) fall into some love. It's dramatic. They grow up. Chihuahua (woods) goes to V while Chihuahua (jen) becomes a colledge student, evolves into stripper, evolves into hippy, evolves into cocaine addict, evolves into Chihuahua (jen). But the water cycle did not begin a new. Chihuahua (woods) helps a Chihuahua (army man) and also loses Chihuahua (shrimp man). Chihuahua (army man) loses both his legs and wishes for the sweet release of death with shrimp and other arm. Chihuahua (woods) promise Chihuahua (shrimp man) to give them a big shrimp boat. This boat is big, but is missing Chihuahua (shrimp man). So Chihuahua (woods) meets Chihuahua (army man) on new years, and then on boat they go. They (Chihuahua (woods) and Chihuahua (army man)) become best shrimp in all of state. Bug company. Chihuahua (woods) decides to go on a run. Shit. People join, they run fast. Then they sit down and catch bus to house they sat near. Sexy Chihuahua (unnamed) dies from old age cause this story is so long, and there breast turns into powder milk. Chihuahua (woods) comes home to smash Chihuahua (jen). Sad tho, she has sickness and baby. Both are sad, but different directions in Chihuahua (woods) mind. Chihuahua (jen) gives birg to baby Chihuahua (not snot) and then passes away from party sick. Chihuahua (woods) misses mother (mother) and Chihuahua (jen) deep. They visit grave. Chihuahua (not snot) baby boy is very smart. And Chihuahua (woods) who is not is not very un happy. Also ping pong.

This story was addapted into move. Wiki is here: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/

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